The Classic Porn

The Classic Porn review | Pornography Reviews
Review date – 09/07/2016

Despite what you might think, you’re not the first male in your family to be a little too fond of pornography. Chances are strong that your father, grandfather, even great-grandfather indulged in some adult entertainment on a regular basis and, thanks to The Classic Porn, you can now see the same movies they did. From legendary US productions like Dirty Shary and I Dream of Ginger to the great works of Italian, German, French, Swedish, and other nations’ erotica, The Classic Porn has gathered up as many vintage porn films as were legally possible, sorting them into a dense archive of worldwide 60s, 70s, 80s, and 90s porn ripe for the plucking. With Christy Canyon, Ginger Lynn, Gabriele Tinti, Bridgitte Lahaie, and Julia Larot all lined up to be observed at their respective peaks, The Classic Porn is that ol’ timey saloon and grill you faithfully return to knowing there’s always something to satisfy your retro cravings.

The Classic Porn not only features a huge archive of retro hetero smut it also hosts plenty of vintage gay porn. With a simple design and layout, it’s easy to find what you’re after whether it’s a golden age US hit or a rare sole South Korean softcore flick.

Early work from Rocco Siffredi, Francesca Le, and Julia Ann can be found at The Classic Porn, as can the masterpiece performances of Europe’s greatest stars, the fine work of acclaimed directors and studios, and even Swiss amateur porn!

Home to nearly 9000 scenes in total, The Classic Porn’s straight and gay collection offers something for everybody in huge daily update waves. Videos can be streamed or downloaded and often look sourced from fresh VHS or 16mm copies.

Streaming movies in full doesn’t help get viewers to their chosen scene, performer, or sex act easily or quickly. It’d be great to see proper scene-by-scene access to this incredible range of adult film history.

The Classic Porn is hardly a video bonanza and serving generic downloaded file names with only one quality and format option doesn’t really help matters.

There hasn’t been any obvious remastering or digital cleaning done to most hosted videos, leaving some of them barely watchable. Some movies (Japanese ‘Pinku Eiga’ titles from Nikkatsu) seem to appear despite copyright and ownership issues.

The Classic Porn’s exhaustive collection of vintage adult cinema is well worth the price of admission if your tastes lean retro. The cavalcade of American and International stars is barely eclipsed by the huge range of amateur content available here. Fetish content is also very common with most mainstream acts and their kinky cousins getting some airplay. And, since earlier decades weren’t known for their strict PC culture, many of the movies are far more outrageous than what’s around today. Unfortunately, the frequent disappointment of hazy, damaged video sources can leave some content unwatchable. Navigation tools prove insufficient and page layouts hardly help matters. If you can stand a few constant frustrations while using The Classic Porn, there’s little doubt all you die-hard vintage porno fans will love every month you spend inside The Classic Porn’s truly amazing library.

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