Tainster

Tainster review | Pornography Reviews
Review date – 07/31/2015

As far as mass generalizations go, the idea that there’s two basic styles of sex, clean and messy, is a pretty fair one. It’s the messy sex that the Tainster network is concerned with, and boy, does it get messy in here! Tainster’s bold and outlandish hardcore sites deal in the weirdest and wildest fetishes seen in Euro-porn, from wet-and-messy or “slopping” play to watersports and huge waves of fake semen, from boozy bachelorette party orgies to in-club shower stalls that prompt softcore (but still very hot) all-girl makeout sessions. Such sites as Drunk Sex Orgy, Fully Clothed Sex, Pissing in Action, Tyrannized, and Slime Wave present the filthiest fornication you’ve ever seen. Tainster promises fifteen sites, daily network updates, a huge 5000-scene catalog, and HD videos capturing Europe’s queens of decadence at their wildest.

The best of Tainster’s sites – Party Hardcore, All WAM (wet-and-messy), Fully Clothed Sex, Pee Squad, and Slimewave – are among the very best in their difficult niches. Check out the tour pages for a clear idea of just how wild it gets here.

You might expect such wild porn to star newcomers or amateurs, but Tainster has signed plenty of A-list Euro talent: Anissa Kate, Amirah Adara, Nessa Devil, Susan Ayn, and Hungarian superslut Aliz are all here to perform wild acts for you.

Tainster’s huge archive now holds more than 5000 scenes and adds another pair every day. It’s unlikely you’ll run out of deviant smut while a Tainster member, that’s for sure.

Stuck in 1920px resolutions, Tainster’s photos lag behind its videos when it comes to detail and definition. It’d be great to see a network-wide photo upgrade in the future.

Produced in Central and Eastern Europe, Tainster’s movies rarely contain any English dialog or conversation. And, without subtitles or any other form of translation, English-speakers will be at a loss as to what’s being said onscreen.

If you’re revolted by spitting or extra-sloppy blowjobs, you’re likely to find Tainster a bit too filthy for your taste. From the utterly enormous outpourings of creamy fake jizz to obsessive “erotic” pissing and sweaty drunken nightclub orgies, Tainster is pretty far-out.

Tainster’s busy update schedule keeps the already huge archive booming as this awesomely degenerate network gains popularity with every passing month. High Definition videos reach 1080p in streams and downloads, looking great, although photos could be made larger, more detailed. The lack of English subtitles will leave some viewers lost and annoyed; others won’t care at all and will be happy to sit back and enjoy every blast of fake jizz, every yellow urine stream, and every parade of orgiastic party-goers hits their laptop screen. Tainster’s not perfect, but I’ll be damned if it isn’t pretty awesome all the same!

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