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Jesse Loads Monster Facials

Jesse Loads Monster Facials is the official online home of an everyday fellow with fully-loaded balls and a handheld camera who simply wants to mark his territory on the faces of the gorgeous girls. Jesse is a face-painter to rival Peter North or Winston Burbank. Wanna see his latest masterpiece?

Trial: N/A  Monthly: $24.95
Score
Overall score 80
Quality 7
Quantity 7
Design 5
Updates 7
Exclusivity 10
Downloads 7
Money Value 7
Videos
Number of movies 182+
Average length 25 min.
Full Length Yes
Streaming Yes
Download limits 15GB/Daily
DRM No
Watermarks Yes
Formats WMV (720p, 480p, 408p)
MP4 (272p)
Photos
Pic sets 364+
Pics per set 60
High res pics Yes
Top Resolution 1600
Slideshows Yes
Zips Yes
Watermarks Yes
Model Index Yes
Rundown

Jesse Loads Monster Facials review | Pornography Reviews
Review date – 08/15/2013

Some guys have all the fun. One of those guys is Jesse, a single guy with nothing to lose but the contents of his balls, shooting his loads over the pretty faces of dozens of porno wannabes and recording it all for our enjoyment on Jesse Loads Monster Facials. Greeted by frosted faces of young starle ts eager to make a name for themselves in adult entertainment. Watch as they flirt, strip, stroke, suck, and fuck before leaning back and receiving a pasting for the record books. Some wince, some laugh nervously, but most seem appreciative of their new coat of milky-white makeup and let it fall onto their lips and tongues, carefully avoiding any direct eye contact. It’s a facial fest here for sure and not an overly expensive one, at that, with Jesse Loads Monster Facials charging $24.95-per-month for access. Is it worth it or is Jesse’s site itself a load?

Yays

This exclusive archive of blowjob, hardcore, and facial smut won’t be found anywhere else and currently offers nearly 200 scenes, each one accompanied by photo galleries both softcore and hardcore and starring a gorgeous, hungry woman.

The largely POV-shot scenes look great in new 720p HD formats, especially in the slow-mo sequences that really amplify the eroticism of facial ejaculations. Photos also look very good at 1600px online and in zips.

Also provided to members is an archive of over 100 bonus behind-the-scenes, outtake, and blooper clips running everywhere from a few minutes to half-an-hour and providing an interesting insight into the production.

Nays

Hit the sign-up page of Jesse Loads Monster Facials and you may find your browser warning you of “malicious web content”. Although no suspicious activity has been reported recently, a general warning still stands.

Admittedly good for keeping things neat and tidy, Jesse Loads’ plain and dull layout and design doesn’t do it any real wonders. The girls are unceremoniously ushered in, creamed, then discarded for another with no real pageantry.

Videos can be streamed here, but only in their native WMV format. This can and will cause problems for Mac users used to MP4 and Flash streams. Most of the archive is also devoid of High Definition formats, peaking at 480p.

Final Word

Jesse and his pastey-faced ladies make for an entertaining combo, that’s for sure. Jesse Loads Monster Facials, however, doesn’t live up to the potential of its concept or cast members, instead seemingly settling for mediocre presentation. The girls dropping to their knees for a hefty protein shot include Melody Jordan, Dani Jensen, Mischa Brooks, and Andi Anderson, each of whom gives a strong performance in the POV-shot videos, making it seem even closer to the reality you’ve longed for. Quite alarming though and certainly unsettling, was the “malicious web content” alert that appeared when first I visited Jesse Loads Monster Facials. Feeling like you’re about to get digitally dumped on kinda sorta dampens the impact of the load-dumping porn inside.

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