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Banana Hotties

Bananas, really? Sure, they slide down the throat quite easily and resemble some human penises, but they’re hardly worthy of an entire site! Good thing then that Banana Hotties is only kinda, sorta about bananas and really, totally about fucking amateur Czech chicks in all kinds of debauched configurations and situations.

Trial: N/A  Monthly: $29.99
Score
Overall score 70
Quality 5
Quantity 6
Design 3
Updates 8
Exclusivity 9
Downloads 4
Money Value 5
Videos
Number of movies 210+
Average length 22 min.
Full Length Yes
Streaming Yes
Download limits No
DRM No
Watermarks Yes
Formats MP4 (540p)
Photos
Pic sets 0+
Pics per set
High res pics No
Top Resolution 0
Slideshows No
Zips No
Watermarks Yes
Model Index No
Rundown

Banana Hotties review | Pornography Reviews
Review date – 09/18/2013

What on Earth is a “Banana Hottie?” I imagine you asking and, really, there’s no easy answer. The website Banana Hotties says the name comes from an abandoned porn project and is, quite simply, “a pretty cool name”. While that claim is debatable, the amateur Czech babes you’ll find here won’t have you disagreeing with your friends: they’re as hot and horny as amateur Czechs get! Promising handheld POV videos and more objective camera positions that drive home the voyeuristic angle of this amateur fuckfest. Being of Czech origin, I’d imagine English might not be the language of choice here, but that likely won’t be the only barrier between Banana Hotties and those reading this. I mean, bananas…?

Yays

On largely bare sets – a sofa, a chair, a poster on the wall, an ashtray and that’s about it – Czech amateurs file in one-by-one, answering an ad seeking models. Some are a bit reluctant to undress, but all eventually deliver something sexy and memorable.

Anal sex, face-pasting cumshots, sensual massages, foot fetishism, whipped cream, group sex, and, yes, bananas all feature in Banana Hotties scenes to varying degrees. The girls, it must be said, seem down for almost anything.

Already holding 210 scenes and apparently updating every other day, Banana Hotties is surprisingly plentiful and shouldn’t leave you too bored too quickly.

Nays

The distant camera position often used here fails to provide enough detail, especially in 540p video frames. Also lacking in detail is the site itself, a boring, dull layout keeping things as unsexy (and unhelpful) as possible.

Photo galleries are supposed to be included in the Banana Hotties archives, but they seem to be missing, leaving only the blog-style post telling you all about what you absolutely cannot access.

Peaking in very weak 540p frames, the Banana Hotties videos don’t make much of an impression. Remastered in HD, they might, but a re-shoot is the only guaranteed path to technical (and artistic) improvement and that’s out of the question.

Final Word

This is what thirty bucks gets you on the Czech amateur porno market, folks: very little of worth. The women of Banana Hotties might be bold enough to fuck large phallic fruits, but they’re not particular attractive or thrilling in the sack. The archive, while holding a decent amount of content, is missing its photo galleries and seems to update on a varying schedule. In peak 540p frames, videos look quite weak and are actually quite hard to follow. Speaking mostly in Czech, Banana Hotties participants won’t be easily understood by most of us. What they’re saying might not be as important as what they’re doing, but it’d be great to at least read a translation of their words. After all, it’s not like the sex is all that exciting.

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